Pitch Black

Well this entry is severe rip off of Dear Uncle Booby who took it from Schmez's web page. Its late, I'm bored, aint gotten nothin intersting to say, and I love my movies. So I'm taking this little Q&A and putting it here.

Silent Film: Does watching porno with the sound turn off count?

Old-school Musical: Willy Wonk and the chocolate factory. This movie has it all, funny, exciting, wall to wall candy, and a chubby little austrian kid.. THATS THE FORMULA FOR SUCCESS BABY!! Not to mention it gets preaty twisted like that boat ride which freaked me out as a kid. And you can't go wrong with a movie that throws out lines like this, "Candy is dandy but liquer is quicker." The defense rests.

Shiny New Music:Several of these, Staind, Disturbed, Puddle of Mudd. And why you ask, well its simple. CAUSE THEY RAWK THE GOD DAMN BOAT HOUSE MOFO!!! ...nuff' said.

Melodrama: Dude, wheres my car. That was some sad ass shit I'm telling you. I could hear my brain baking in my head and the juices running out of my ears. I was almost crying in pain watching this. I would have said Freddy got Fingered, but I haven't seen it yet and am avoiding it like the freakin plague.

Foreign Film: The Cemetery Man. Oh this movie is some sick and twisted shit I'm telling you, and I fucking love it! You got that guy Rupert Evert playing a guy named Bela Morta *translated to sweet death* running a cemetery with his bald buddy named Nogg. For some reason the dead keeps rising from there graves, and he has set himself as the slayer of these walking corpses. I'm just going to leave it at that, but I HIGHLY suggest seeing this movie. I'm not totally sure its a foreign flick, but its set in France so close enough. Man I love me some weird ass freaky movies!

Hitchcock Movie: Vertigo. Oh this is a preaty twisted tale and I was hooked the first time I seen it. The birds was cool as hell, but I put Vertigo a step up just for that funky swirling graphic they used any time he reached some where high.

Movie about Yuppies: 101 Dalmations. Those damn dogs where so cute, you just wanted to skin'm alive and toss them in a pie an cook them right up. Wait......that says yuppies not puppies.......oh shit....my bad.

Documentray: Any one Michael Moore did, hard hitting investigation for the little man in this country. Gotta love it.

Disney Movie: Any movie by Kevin Smith and View Askew Productions. Oh sure its not "offically" Disney by far, but they where put out by Miramax which is owned by the Disney corporation. Plus, I can't remember any Disney flicks I had little kid chubby over, preaty much didn't watch many.

Animated non-Disney Movie: Akira. This has to be the best god damn anime I have ever seen. The closest I come to that is the Cyber City Oedo 808 tapes, but the plot is bit jumpy like its a television show or something. Akira actually got me hooked in the story line, and it wasn't that cheap, big eyed, over emotional, cutsey anime you see to often.

Sci Fi Movie: Star Wars. Its easly my favorite movie as a kid and I can still watch it today and not cringe in horror wondering what the fuck went through my tiny, pubesent brain that made me like this. Its the only one of the three earler movies I went and saw when they put it back up on the big screen. I couldn't take the crowds again for the other two movies. I'm closterphobic, hate crowds, and anti-social. A bad combination when they make you wait a half hour in the front lobby with so many people everyone is pressed together. Not to mention a little kid CONSTANTLY trying to squeeze back and forth through the crowd for some fucking reason. I was on the verge of flipping out big time I swear. I almost picked up that kid and seen how far I could whip chuck him into the crowd. If the kid was lucky, the crowd would pick up the vibe and crowd surf him right out the fucking door.

Fantasy Movie: Excalibur. Oh god I'm a sucker for Arthurian legend, and they did a fantastic job with this movie. Using Shakesperene actors and a very authentic sets and costumes. You even have some big name actors in it before they hit it big like Leam Missen and Patrick Stewart.

Romantic Comedy: Indian Summer. Its funny and has some great actors in it, but I can't completly explain why I like this movie. Might be the hole nostalgic feeling of it with look back to glory days in there life.

Bad-Shit Insane Movie: Doom Generation. My god this movie couldn't suck anymore if you had a guy getting a hand job with a cheese grater while orally pleasuring a elephant! It made not fucking sense at all, what the fuck was going on in this movie. It didn't matter what they bought or were they bought it, EVERYTHING came out to the same damn price. 666, can you believe this lame ass shit! Or in a scene where they shoot off the head of a convence store clerk which goes flying to land on a salad bar and starts puking green shit while spewing some inchorent bullshit! Or they fact they would do the same scene twice, just change who is fucking Rose McGowin in the movie. Or the fact that one of the guys jacks off watching the couple then proceeds to lick his cum off his hand!

*shivers in disgust as I violently hurl in the near corner*

AND in the end, while once again one of the guys is fucking Rose McGown, a bunch of skin head Nazis show up and ruin the fun!!!! The ONLY redeeming value of this fucking movies is that it makes the movie Orgazmo from the guys of South Park not look so much like the flaming piece of shit it is!

80's Movie: Stakeout with Richard Dreyfus and Emilo Estevez. I loved the living shit out of this movie when I was kid. Back then we used to have to rent a VCR to watch movies and I always wanted that Running Scared or Once Bitten with Jim Carey in his first starting role before his in living colour days.

Pretensius Film Student Movie: Clerks by far, but there is a lot to say about the movie Bloodletting. I think thats what it was called, or the Blooded......some shit like that. I don't fucking know, I'm tired. I probably also have to say the movie Pi *as in the numeric symbol pi* but I still haven't seen it yet to confirm if it is as good as it looks. Oh and I cann't forget SLC Punk, very good and moving movie with lots of great observational points. Great movie to through in the face off all these "Anarchy Rules!" losers with not a clue in the world.

Dumb, Dumb Movie: Any movie staring Tom Green.

Teen Movie: Is there any movies out there made by a teenager? I don't have a clue so I'll pass on this one.

Movie with the Coreys: Lost Boys adviously. Movie did kick some major ass, plus what was up with that whole Coerys phenomenon. You would think in the eighties with all the movies they did together they where twins joined at the hip. They are the Mary Kate and Ashley of the 80's I swear. And what was up with Haim's Michael Jackson clothing fetish!?!? I'm guessing Mikey molested him as a child and he liked it so much he emulated his style.

Horror Film: Well I was hooked on horror films as a kid, and still like them today, just can't stand B-rated ones anymore. I have to say Amityville horror cause it freaked the shit out of me as a kid. But my most loved horror film from young has to be Evil Dead 2. Now the first one was preaty damn good and freaky, especially since it was made by a bunch of University of Michigan students on a tiny ass budget. But the second one adds comedy to all the horror and you gotta love a laugh with your blood splattering everywhere.

LATER

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003