But....I thought that might be a little to cruel, plus I was to tired to really be through with entry by time I started it so no april fools from me this year.

So this weekend was my time to catch up on a few movies that came out for rental that I haven't seen yet. Whoa, I didn't realize how many good movies came out since I last rented something. I had four movies and still could see about half dozen more I wanted to see, not to mention a couple more coming out tomorow.

A moment of observation about this video rental place. God damn do they have some seriously hot women working there. I swear just about every employee there was female and gorgeous enough to be gracing the covers of fashion magazines.

I was begining to wonder if I stepped into the wrong building. Maybe I was in a modeling firm or a cast call for a new Road Rules or Real World series.

I was with my friend who lived in Florida and a few other states further south of me. He has noticed this phenomenon in each of the places he lived in.

video rental employess = Super hot, trendy, young women.

I think I smell a conspiracy here and it smells like flowers and base make up.

I bet you geeks across the world are loving the shit out of this "conspiracy". For a lot of them its there only way to talk to a sexy lady and not have them either ignore them or throw there drinks in there face.

Now here is a problem I have with it, other then the normal biased of why only woman of a superious beauty are hired by them. The problem I see is, I can never rent a porno again for the rest of my time in this town.

I know I stand a much chance as a snow ball in hell with these women, but I don't need to be coming across even worse. Its kind of like going out on your first date with someone and you know you are going to be all nervous that you will stammer and stutter, just trip all over your tongue making yourself look like a fool. Nothing you can do about that, something you just accept. Renting a porno while one of these uber chicks are working would be like stammering through a sentence then ripping a fart that smells like hot garbage.

This isn't really a problem for me since I rarely rent pornos in the first place. Hell its been two years since the last time I even saw one other then the light core porn thats constantly on late night Skinemax.

So now if I want to watch a porno, being fucked in the head like I am, I am going to have to buy it and have it shipped to me in a plain brown paper wrapping. Which, I really don't want to do since I have enough evidence of how much of a perv I am laying around my house, I really don't need more proof in a VHS or DVD format.

I rented Training Day and whoa was that ever a powerfull performance. I can really see why Denzel won the Oscar for that movie.

Another movie I rented was A.I., which I expected before seeing the movie that it would be a modern day pinochio, but I had no clue how much like the Wizard of Oz it would be. I loved the shit out of that movie, but I swear that kid can't seem to be in a movie that isn't fucked up in some way or another.

That movie was a tear jerker at many moments. Since I was with a bunch of people when I watched it, I did the typical guy thing and hid those potential tears. I did the classic blink like a strobe light to eleviate the excess moisture. Also did the classic yawn and stretch so the tears looked like it came from that rather then the movie moving me.

Yep, the classic machismo additude when inside I was weeping like a little school girl, "Oh god, he just wants to be loved damn it! Stop looking at me with those sad eyes *sob, sob*."

Not to mention I want me one of those fucking teddy bears. I don't give a shit how old I am, that fucking teddy was the coolest toy I have ever seen in my life. That waddling walk was to damn funny and cute at the same time.

If you haven't seen the movie and have not a freakin clue what I'm talking about, go out and rent the movie and you will see what I mean.

Spent Easter Sunday with my mother, eating a fantastic dinner of pork and beef roast wit some tasty potatos, baby carrots, cut up onions and rolls. Whoa, I was stuffed like a three pound bag filled with six pounds of food.

After we finished that lovely meal, we decied to go see Panic Room. That was a very good movie, very suspense filled. And this may sound strange, but I have never seen a house in a movie that I have wanted more. I have heard so much about brown stones in new york, but I had no clue how fantastic those houses are. I can see now why so many people pay such extravagent prices for those houses.

The greatest feature I saw in that house had to be the panic room itself...whoa, I want me one of those rooms. I'd go into detail, but I know how I feel when someone starts giving away information about a movie I haven't seen yet and wish to see.

Well, that about wraps up this entry. Watched a shit load of movies this weekend. Realized I need to start going to the video rental place well dressed, breath minty fresh, and a splash of cologne on cause I'm pathetic that way. Had a very quiet, very relaxing holiday which is how I preffer all my holidays.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003