Tomorow I'm set to go pick up the new Korn, Untouchables CD, and there DVD. I can't explain how excited I am about this....I've been dying for a good, new CD.

Also, if you get a chance to, Black Hawk Down comes on rentals tomorow and I highly suggest you go rent it. Some serious action pack moments practically the entire movie.

Thanks to the inspiration of a friend of mine and a request to do it. I have made a top 25 list of slacker rules for your mirth and enjoyment.

I call them the Marijuana Slacker Rules because......well, lets face it. Stoners are slackers, it goes hand in hand.

And as a side note to this list, amazingly enough I was not stoned when I created it......though if you don't like the list then I was really blown out of my gourd so don't blame me...heh

ENJOY!

1. It takes less energy to say fuck it then it does explaining shit

2. Hire a maid to get the out of reach shit for you

3. Microwaves are a slackers best friend

4. Remember...never bother picking up shit because when you go look for it again chances are its still sitting where you last dropped it

5. If faced with a difficult situation that requires a lot of thought and contemplation....just smoke a bowl and watch some tv...you'll forget about eventually

6. I'd tell you, but I'm to tired to bother

7. If you really where intended to go out and pay your bills, then they would have put the mail box a hell of a lot closer.

8. having tons of munchies and a stoned friend is equal to having someone doing everything for you

9. - sexual endeveavors: Remember, it takes less time and energy to convince her to get on top then to do it yourself

10. - sexual endeveavors: Head is your girlfriends way of saying "I love you, slacker"

11. Bong water is not a good cleaning solevent

12. pretending to listen is so much easier then actually listening

13. Remember if you pay a cab enough they will deliever McDonalds for you

14. When in search of a lighter, remember to check under your ass

15. - sexual endeavors: a faked orgasm is your girlfriends way of saying she is a slacker too

16. -sexual endeavors: come to love the relationship between your girlfriend and her vibrator

17. bad short term memory is always a good excuse

18. Traveling the world is so much easier with a remote control in your hand

19. old dog, new tricks, some crap about personal responsibility....eh I really didn't pay attention enough to catch that one

20. nothing is important enough to disturb nap time

21. If it all possible get someone else to do it. If not...eh fuck it, it wasn't important enough in the first place

22. the internet.......need I say more?

23. Who needs to date when there are pornos to watch

24. A broke slacker is a oxymoron

25. When left to cook for yourself, remember that mom is always a phone call away

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003