Dangerous, I know, but I insist on doing it anyways.

I have come up with a solution to our terroist problem. Its an untapped resource and I'm a bit amazed no one has thought about this before.

This solution is so simple, you'll just smack yourself in the head for not thinking of this before.

My solution....

Super Models.

Yes, thats right, we should enlist a special task force of super models as a new "terroist busting" division of the goverment.

First off, they are SUPER models. They come equiped with that extra special "super" in there title. Which inevitably means they have some special, inhuman powers.

Come on, you read one comic book, you know this for fact.

But, what powers do these unearthly SUPER MODELS hold within there finger tips?

Uncanny sense of observational skills? Extrordinary strength? The ability to manipulate objects with the power of there mind? Able to finely shred cheese on there horribly exposed rib cage?

Who knows, these SUPER MODELS are quite good at keeping there secret identities........er secret.

But we are a country at war!

So stand up SUPER MODELS and fight for this nation! Its your patriotic duty to join the Super Secret Super Model Terroist Fighting Brigade! Or SSSMTFB......cause thats shorter.

And you regular models, its your patriotic duty to spy on all your neighbors and loved ones to see if they are partaking in terroist activities and inform your goverment if they are.

Anything from building explosives. Looking at blue prints to major american land marks. Downloading illegally gotten flight plans of all major flight organizations. Watching old Partridge family reruns.

Any of these signs, call your local goverment and do your partiotic duty! After all, if your neighbors really didn't want to be spied on, they shouldn't of had windows installed in there house.

Now I've done a little research and have stumbled by some information that is quite shocking and very helpfull. I have discovered a stash of SUPER MODELS just ripe for this new govermental strike force and have asigned code names based upon the powers they have shown aptitude with.

So get ready people, here is your Super Secret Super Model Terroist Fighting Brigade!

*notice I punctuate that with an explenation point. Yeah, that means its really special then.*

CODE NAME: Annerexia

SUPER MODEL POWERS: So SUPER skinny, we have found Miss Annerexia can fit under doors and inside heating duct vents with ease. Seeing as her diet of water and celery has weakened and deformed her skeletal structure. Thus making her easy to be folded and placed in tiny places. Glove compartments, filing cabinets, desk drawers, you name it, she can fit in it. We see great potential here for recon and infiltration.

CODE NAME: The Regurgatator

SUPER MODEL POWERS: Years of controlled vomiting have developed superior stomach muscle and control. Making her able to projectile vomit up to a distance of a hundred meters. Put on a special diet of habenero peppers and raw grain alchol, she has become the weapon of the future!

CODE NAME: Super Fluous

SUPER MODEL POWERS: Her desires for such extravagant gifts and the unfailing attention of men has given her powerfull skills of infiltrating the shops and homes of the rich and a acid tongue when she doesn't get what she wants. With these powers, she could asimulate herself into the night life of a culture, thus connecting herself to the "big hitters". When she can't charm her way into there secrets, her acid tongue could force them to hand it over freely by making them feel feeble, weak willed, and "less of a man."

And there you have the beginings to an end to all our terroist threats.

If anything, it will get them off magazine covers and off our television sets.

Damn......eat a sandwhich or something.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003