I am Sam starring Sean Penn and Michelle Pfeiffer.

At first I thought Sean Penn was trying a little to hard to play an autistic man, maybe over acting a bit. After awhile, it seems to just seamlessly blend in tell you just except him as this role.

The key to good acting, make them forget you are pretending.

And I've always had a thing for Michelle Pfeiffer despite her being severly to skinny. I don't know if its the classic beauty of her face, the way she holds herself, or those amazing eyes.

She comes across as very unatainable, which very well be why I have a "thing" for her. Probably one of those stupid guy things where we want what we can't have and the more we can't have it, the more we want it.

Hell, I don't know. I don't even understand it and I'm a guy.

I just blame my penis and move on.

Anyways it a really good movie. Very moving and kind of sappy, but I seem to be a sucker for these kind of movies. Which REALLY kills my standings in the fraternal order of the mighty ball draggers(TM).

Some shit about only crying when a favorite sports star dies or someone steps on your nuts. Its crazy, I know.

And the kid in the movie, gotta be the cuttest damn kid in America folks. Probably going to grow up to be a heart breaker or the next Olsen twins in about ten years.

Cause you know, the Olsen twins will be in like there twenties by then. What are the pedophile's of the world gonna do then?

Actually, I'd really rather not know.

Can someone explain to me how I freak this guy out?

Other then my horrible spelling, which is quite painfull at times.

Really, you got to question yourself when the person known for being the most politicaly incorrect person on Diary Land is freaked out by you.

eh fuck it...thats TO much thinking.

And do your buddy Chrome a favor and go visit this guy and tell him I sent ya.

He seems to be kissing my ass so much lately that I could swear he has mistaken my site for porn try outs.

Then again that voice is really fucking with his head.

I KNOW that feeling quite well.

No.....wait....I'm not saying I have voices in my head. No really, I'm not crazy. Why are you starring at me like that?

QUIT STARRING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

oh.....um.....I'm just gonna shut up now and call it an end before I start scarring people off heh.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003