Ok, I am going to make a promise to my readers *all one or two of you* that I will not put my dreams on my diary anymore. Since I can't afford the law suits for permanent mental damage its bound to cause. Well ok, I won't put up any more dreams, unless I think they are to funny to ignore.

Well I was severely blown away the other day when I found something in a store I go to all the time. Well its a pharmacey and a liquer store connected together *Finally someone combined alchol and drugs all for my easy access*. Now as a note, the drug store is where I pay all my bills since you can make electronic transfers to the three major bills, and they sell you money orders and stamps, so its all convinent. So I was there yesterday paying off my music club bill and getting a money order for the 35mm camera I won. So I went to the back of the store where the abudance of alcholic bevarages are at my access. So I am walking around the small store, and to my suprise I find this short ass pathetic swinging door that says you have to be 18 to enter here. So I look over the door *which was so small that you could see over it laying on your back*. So I get real curious on what the fuck is there, and to my suprise I found an abudance of PORN!!! HOLLY SHIT AND SHINE-O-LA, I HAVE FOUND THE MOTHER LOAD!!! There is porno tapes and magazines, sex toys and flavored love jells, dick shaped popsicles and spanish fly. Jesus christ! How long has that been there! I am starring around in astonishment, my knees nearly buckling. Now all they need is a Mcdonalds built in. Then I am gettig me a cot and I am camping my ass in the back room. Now here is something peculiar and funny I noticed about it. There are two security cameras in the shop. Now you would think that at least one of them is pointing at the cash register. Oh no bitch boy, you would be wrong. They are both pointed straight at the porno section. Now I have to wonder, are they that worried about there porno stash that "big brother" has to keep an eye on it. Or have they not figured out how to hook up there vcr's to the monitors, and are forced to watch all there porn on the security camera. Personally, I am under the belief that its an elaborate black mail business, wait tell the more well to do and reputable memembers of the comunity come in and buy there porn and booze. Since I have figured this out, I think I might have to get a piece of the action, to keep me quite and such *laughs*

Oh yeah...PORNO RULES!!!

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A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003