Staind, Fade

I think the definition of life should be changed from...

Born,sleep,eat,drink,fuck,work,die to....

Life is a serious of unanswerable quiestions and the frustrations that they derive.

What brings this up is my previous entry, I went on a bit about a few constant quiestions nagging at me everytime I write in my diary.

Who reads this shit?

How often do they come back?

If I stopped writting in this diary, would anyone care?

If I could tuck my head all they way up between my legs, would I ever leave the house again?

You know, the usual quiestions...

So I get a guestbook entry AND a message from Weetabix telling me I'm cooler then wonder bread and wackier then the supreme court.

I adlib this of course.....I mean, cooler then wonder bread?? I'd have to be dreaming to be cooler the wonder bread.

So she is telling me I'm hysterical, I'm looking around to make sure she is talking to me, then gettin paranoid as I await for whatever she is setting me up for.

10 Ton weight on my head...

Super glue on my toilet seat...

ATF agents busting down my door on a raid.

"Hahahahahah she fooled you!!! Nobody likes you monkey boy!"

Or something like that.....

heh that or .....she could have a crush on me.

Or quite possibly she was tired, getting ready to go to work, and may just be suffering from NyQuil induced wackiness.

I'm betting even money its the latter.

heh heh thanks Weetabix, you saucy wench *winks* I'll keep in contact just in case.

HA.....I crack myself up sometimes.

Which is a good thing, gotta have SOMEONE laughing at all this shit.

So, I'm going balistic with this whole "I gotta little extra cash to work with" thing.

Earlier this week, picked up a new cd and a used one, and today......

I RENTED VIDEOS!!!

Whoa, someone stop me before all this loose change and one dollar bills goes straight to my head.

So what did you get you may ask, if not I'm telling you anyways cause I got nothing better to do.

Tomb Raider

Preaty good action flick, if you can get past all the unexplainables in the movie.

I mean, how many Budhist monks you know have a satelite phone just sitting somewhere in there temple?

If you where obsessed with your now dead father for roughly fifteen years, and then run across someone who knew your father and the only thing he can say after you ask "You know my father" is drink some god damn tea, wouldn't you say "FUCK THE TEA, GET WITH THE STORY POPS!"?

How DOES prostetic breasts bounce like that?

I'm just sayin...

Shrek

Preaty funny and entertaining movie, and the graphics where amazing, I wish video games looked that good.

Though the whole bestiality kick in the movie I think could have been left out.

How would you explain a human loving a Ogre? Other then painful and more disgusting to watch then to think about Larry King with his young, sassy wife.

Ok....I was wrong...the Larry King thing IS more nasty....

don't mind me....I'm just going to run off and scrub my frontal lobe with a brillow pad for a hour or two.

Anerica's Sweethearts

Very funny and entertaining, I recognized more people in that movie then in my own family.

John Cusack caught between the love of Kathreen Zeta Jones and Julia Roberts who play sisters in the movie. Oh the poor man...what to do what to do......

Throw in some cheap seventies disco music, and we have the makings of a good porno here.

Though, I say, for marketing purposes in the pron industry, we cut the Billy Crystal dog licking his balls scene, I think it would kill the mood of the ensuing threesome.

Bridgete Jones's Diary

I found this movie to be quite entertaining and a good date movie.

To bad I was watching it with two dudes....kills the whole "romantic" aspect of it.

After watching this movie, some how I DON'T feel the urge to do a Bridgete Jones's style diary entry. Call me wacky, but I seem to do my own version of incoherent diary entries quite well, spank you very much.

Speaking of guys, pornos, and the death to the romantic edge of Bridgete Jones's Diary for me, what the hell is up with a large group of guys wanting to watch a porno movie together.

Me being a guy, if you haven't noticed by all the ball scratching and confused look on my face 24/7, I'm STILL baffled at this phenomenon. I just don't get it, why the hell do you want to get sexually riled up in a room full of guys, unless your gay of course, then it works to your advantage. That or a bunch of guys invite a woman over and say, "Oh look, a porno, for laughs lets watch it" then a orgy comences.

Not saying I would do that, I seem to have this problem with getting harder then wet dough when in a room with a bunch of naked guys. I think its written in my DNA like one of the ten commandments or some shit like that.

THOUGH SHALL NOT GET A CHUBBY WHEN THOUGH IS IN THE MIDST OF OTHER NAKED DUDES.

So what is with men wanting to watch a porno with a bunch of other guys anyways? What is the apeal to getting all hot and bothered and nothing to do about it?

Of course, the worst case scenario, they watch a football game THEN watch the porno.

Go from a game with men in tight pants slapping each other on the asses, to some hard and nasty monkey lovin.

I think I just uncovred a conpiracy of latent homesexuality amongst the rednecks in this country.

If said conspiracy is true, I truely feel sorry for the gay comunity, they have it rough enough as it is, just imagine if there membership when up many thousand fold with beer guzzling rednecks.

Bubba: That was some good porn wasn't it.

Bubba Ray: Yep, it sure was, got my little action figure in my pants to stand up and salute.

Bubba:Me to, how about we watch this 'ere tape thing again while you plow my nether regions with your "life like" G.I. Joe in your pants.

Bubba Ray: Sounds good to me, where is that WD 40...works miracles on doors...wonder if it would make for a good lube.

And I'm betting Bubba Ray there wouldn't even have the common curtesy to give the reach around.

Jeez...... selfish in the sack rednecks.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003