Our crack team of specialists, experts, and computer geeks with a direct IV of crystal meth and triple caffenated coffee, have come up with this fool proof queistioner for all ladies who crave a good man but just don't have the time to break one in.

You can find this queistioner here on the web site of our brother of the perpetually bitching aka Gawain

Its a simple quiestioner, just send your answers to the given e-mail address, and your good to go.

Disclaimer: Anyone with a dick or was born with one, crack whores, rednecks, and Jenifer Lopez need not apply.

Now don't tell anyone, but I'm going to send my own set of answers in and pray for the best. After all, I do need someone around here to pay some bills, buy me preaty things, and tell me I don't look fat in those pants.

Of course I'll have to give up some hot monkey lovin on occasion, but its worth it if he buys me a playstation 2 and tells me I look purty in the moon light.

I'll be sending it under the name...

ChromeMagnum "Bigtittyhowithapussysogoodfireworksshootoutofit" [Wo]Man.

You think he won't realize its me?

Now for you real ladies out there, go here, fill out the aplication and brighten the day of a good man. Who knows, you might have a role playing, club hoping, guitar playing artistic type knocking on your door with his bags under his arms and his heart in his hands.

If you don't send him one, I might be forced to unleash the Sarg after you.

Gunnery Sargent R. Lee Emrey: THATS RIGHT YOU BUNCH OF FLAMING FUCKING MAGGOTS!! If you don't fill out an application for ChrisB I'll come over there, poke out your yes and SKULL FUCK YOU!!

Alright Sarg...back off, we got to give them some time to fill it out.

Gunnery Sargent R. Lee Emrey: Fuck waiting for them, I want to stomp a mud hole in there ass then hump whats left of there mutilated corpse!

So go fill out the application if not just to make ChrisB's day and put a smile on his face, then at least so I can get Sarg off my back.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003