When the air grows crisp. Strong breezes sweep up off the lake waving jackets in the air like proud banners. The leafs on the trees turning brilliant shades of orange, amber, and gold. The fences go up along the beaches, closing them off for swimming, but make for a great to be at dawn. Watching the sun slowly drop over the horizon. Filling the sky with vivid spectrum of colors.

We aproach the somber colors of October. A dull shade of sun filtering through dark clouds. Children playing in piles of crips leafs. Giggling and enjoying there moments of freedom. Waiting for fresh blanket of fluffy snow to cover everything. To climb high upon those tall hills, clutching there plastic sleeds. A gleam of excitment filling there eyes.

People spending the last remenents of time outside before winter's chill sends them hybernating in there snug homes. The smell of the year's end bbq's filling the air with a thug aroma of charocal smoke and freshly cooked meats.

How could you not love this time of year?

Other then the upcoming, ass freezing winter that enevitably comes afterwards. And lets face it, the holidays are crammed together so closely together you can feel your pants size growing unervingly every minute. And lets face it, when you got a family you dreed to see, you sure get preasured into situations where you have to see them twice in less then a month.

Alright, I'll give you that, but besides that its about as magical time of the year as you are going to get.

Then again, I might be a little biased because I'm born this time of the year.

Ok, enough of that happy shinny crap. Lets move onto something a little more fitting to my diary.

Hemroids, pain in the ass or a sign you should wipe your ass more often?

Yeah, kind of an old joke I know, but mention ass you are garuanteed a laugh.

Mention poo and the shit is on my friend.

Oh, and as you all know, I'm an idiot. So, that means corrections on here.

Like the fact the show on Comedy Central with Denis Leary ISN'T called Contest Spotlight, but in fact called Contest SEARCHlight.

Yep, nothing like brodcasting your idiocy across the web. Makes a man feel extra special.

As you all should know I love me some Kevin Smith films. If you couldn't tell by the link to his movie production web page, the membership to Diaryland loves Kevin Smith, the cartoon pic of Kevin in the upper left corner, or the fact that each of my background on my buttons is an image of Jay and Silent Bob with Suzanne.

Couldn't drop anymore clues if I wanted to.

So he is working on his current new film Jersey Girl.

Big suprise, it has Ben Affleck in it. Hell, that man has NOT been in only one of Kevin's films and that would be his first one, Clerks.

So who's one of the other big stars that suppose to be in the movie.

Jennifer Lopez. J-fucking-Lo. The highly overated actress/singer/dancer who's only big thing about her is her ass *which I can't argue, is very nice to look at*, but COME ON. Please, for the love of all that doesn't suck Kevin, tell me she only plays a small role.

If not....

say it aint so Kevin, say it aint so.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003