Well then go here then.

This is bisa-pet and I'm sure you'll thank me later for sending you there.

but don't try and take her away from me though.

I call dibs...

I thought of a new and exciting game show. I thought I'd share it with you fine folks.

It's simply called...

OOOOH, BUSTED!

Now it seems reality based shows are a huge hit now a days. Kind of like that cockroach you sprayed with a full can of Raid, smashed with your boot a couple times, then took the sledge hammer to it and still it won't die.

The little bastard is even spawning spin off shows ever 5.5 nanoseconds. So I say its high time we take advantage of this new rage and put it to work. Slap a saddle on its back, put a bit in its mouth, and set it free in the brothel that is America.

Now the reality part of this show comes in the fact no particapents of the show know they are being video taped. Hundreds of hidden cameras and microphones are planted all through out that weeks current subject. From there office to there home, in there car and hell even in there mistress's damn toilet.

They'll be like Celine Deon hits, everywhere you look and hating every moment of it.

Now the "subjects" or "contestents" on the show will be the C.E.O's of major corporatoins, politicians, and heads of major law enforcement branches.

The show has a simple concept. A crack team of "investigators" or as I like to call them "crack heads who will do anything for five bucks" will watch and tape every single camera angle and audio pick up we have set up in all the locations of our current location. The moment the "contestent" comits a highly illegal act(s), is when the premise of the show kicks in.

In the middle of the act, be it illegal business transactions or hidding the hooker they killed in a blind rage cause she couldn't stop laughing at there small penis. Thats when the OOOOH, BUSTED! special mascot burst out of the nearest door and screams the offical catch phrase of the show, "Dude, you're getting a Cell."

Did I mention our proud sponser is Dell computers? Yeah, sorry I forgot that one.

And to add a few points to our ratings, our mascot will none other then Joe Pescipo cause lets face facts, the man really needs work. Its not cheap keeping up a steroid dependency.

The beauty of that is we can add on Stacker 2 and WWE wrestling as our other sponsors. Maybe Joe could clothes line them after the catch phrase then mumble some shit about the miracles of fat burners.

So there you have it, a sure hit just waiting to leap out of our greedy hands and slap coroporate and political america around the room for awhile then make them it's bitch.

Yeah something tells me there would be to many people in the right places that would make this show all but impossible to do.

Still...

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003