Well that or the Bitch Boys�.little joke just for Gawain there cause the fact is he is going to be the only one who gets it.

After all, Bitch Boys rule.

Anyways�

Unfortunately this is yet another band whose name is much cooler then the band itself. Now don�t get me wrong, it�s not a bad band. Just not worthy of a name like Hobastank. When I hear a band name like that I expect something a little less radio friendly. Something that would freak out your parents when you where still a kid.

Mother : Good god what the hell is that noise?!?

Kid : Oh man, don�t be dissing the Hobastank, ma. I might have to break your legs then.

Though, to give credit to Hobastank, at least they are no Porno�s for Pyros. Because lets face it, a band shouldn�t be extra suck light with a name like that.

Man, I really like that name�

Hobastank.

I�m going to try and find every chance I get now to slip that word in a sentence.

What the hell is that Hobastank!

Ok, someone Hobastanked all over the damn toilet!

Damn, this food tastes all Hobastankish. I want a refund.

Would you be surprised we switched your butter with all grade, highly notorious Hobastank?

Slap some Hobastank on that wound then walk it off. You�ll be ok.

What are you listening to? Oh that would be�..Disturbed.

Hey, I said I kind of like them, but not as much as Disturbed.

Well the advancement in kick assedness *yeah, just made that up* for Fernando has not come to an end yet.

Thanks to a belated birth day gift I know am the proud owner of one optical mouse. Oh man do I ever like this mouse so much better then my last one. This one gave my old mouse some cab fare and a slap on the ass after whipping it into submission. It moves so much smoother across the pad, better response time with the cursor, no more jerking on the damn cord to keep it on the table.

Not only that, but there is this bright red light inside of it that lights up every time I move it. Yeah, I know it�s supposed to be there because it�s an optical mouse, but man this thing is bright. The entire bottom and the sides of the mouse are this clear, red plastic. So it shines best through that, but the tope is a very opaque white color and it still shines through that.

It�s so bright it�s like the head light on front of your vacuum. Pretty nifty option, but really how much use can it be.

Is it in case I need to defend myself against un-wanted intruders? I just flash the lights in there eyes and hope to blind them or do random laser eye correction surgery on them.

Intruder : AAAAHHHHH BRIGHT LIGHT, BRIGHT LIGHT! Oh heeyyyyy I can see so much better now! Gee, thanks man. Now I�m not goanna rape and kill you.

Can you tell I�m tired enough to be delirious? Yeah, it�s REALLY late for me right now.

The other purchase has to be the best deal I have worked out in a very long time. It�s a sub woofer for the computer that I got off a friend for ten bucks. It�s big enough and sturdy enough to place your monitor right on top of it. It plugs into your computer like any other set of speakers, but on it are enough plugs for six extra speakers. Four of them meant for regular stereo speakers. Once I set it up with the extra speakers this thing is goanna kick my ass as if I�m an extra in a Jean Claude Van Dam movie.

The sad part about that is my computer sound system will be intensely better then my own regular stereo in the living room.

Though it�s fitting for my life because it seems nothing is how it should

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003