Everyone run over to Madame Fromage�s diary and tell her congratulations for finally getting Colon to stop sitting on her bladder and join the rest of us in the world IE everything outside her womb.

So I�m flipping through the channels tonight and I happened to catch the Daily Show staring Jon Stewart. Not only is the show entertaining, but I�ve liked Jon Stewart since the days Comedy Central was called the Comedy Channel and he co-starred a show called Short Attention Span Theater. It�s the beginning of the show so I stop and watch it for awhile, especially since Colin Quin was the guest on that particular episode.

Well I�m chuckling to myself as I watch a show that satire�s today�s politics, but then laughs soon stop when it came to one particular article. It seems the President has finally gotten around to appointing an independent council for the actions of September 11th. Then I swear I felt a chill run up my spine when I saw who he appointed as head of this independent council.

Henry fucking Kissinger

Ok to help enlightened some of you who are wondering what�s the big deal about this. Henry Kissinger was the Secretary of State before and during Nixon�s Presidency. A man known for using CIA agents to assassinate country leader�s to over throw there government. A man who advocated bombings on civilian targets that killed in the multi-millions innocent people. A man who backed and helped fund strong armed rulers who then set out to wipe even more millions of innocent civilians.

Kissinger has to consult his damn lawyers in order to leave the country because he is wanted for questioning by five different countries for investigations into war time crimes.

Here let me throw a couple quotes at you to sum up who Henry Kissinger is.

"I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves."

-- Henry Kissinger, Secretary of State under Richard Nixon, about Chile prior to the CIA overthrow of the democratically elected government of socialist President Salvadore Allende in 1973

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."

--Henry Kissinger

And now a man who was the pure embodiment of power corrupts is the head of the independent council for the crimes of September 11th.

Seriously could Bush stop this rampage of making our government the most detested government in the world? I know it is already, but he is putting the final nail the coffin for that belief, not only that but making us a big joke with his back woods antics.

Really Bush I didn�t need anymore evidence to throw in the faces of people who voted for you while mumbling I told you so. Thanks for playing along though.

Well tomorrow I do what every free thinking American dreads around this time of the year.

I will venture out to do some Christmas shopping.

Of course it�s not that I despise spending money on gifts for others. In fact I take a lot of joy in finding the right gift(s) for people I love. It�s the dealing with the unruly crowds that pack the stores like herd animals. I swear every major store chain in America has devices planted in the door frames that zaps people�s IQ�s to less then there shoe size as long as they are within the store.

How else do you explain two middle aged house wives punching each other out in the toy section over the last Pokemon doll or what ever the hell kids are into these days?

Mercifully my brother�s only requests for this year would be a large assortment of books. Meaning all gifts I get him I can get from the little book store a couple blocks away, thus avoiding the hell that is Wal-Mart and Meijer this time of the year. Though judging by past endeavors at the book store I think they may not recognize me unless I walk up there clutching a porno mag nervously.

Unfortunately for me I will have to hit the major markets to get gifts for my mom and possibly a few other people.

Fortunately for you, that is if you like them, it will probably result in a long ranting article about the horrors of my Christmas shopping. And I know in my most frustrated moments I seem to be a major amusement for many people.

So if you dig that aspect of my diary then cross your fingers and hope every aisle I head down is blocked by large packs of middle aged Boy Scout rejects rubbing themselves against the Olsen twin�s movies.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003