You see that didn�t really happen like that, far from it. Yes she did compliment me on my cologne and yes she did smile a lot at me, but no overly dramatic romance going on. That was purely a story I wrote in my head out of sheer boredom on the bus. My mind wonders enough as is, but on average I�m on those buses for a good fifteen to twenty minutes.

Hell I thought the way I wrote that story it would have been obvious I was kidding. Hell I even wrote a line in the long, rambling talk I had with her at the end that was a very thinly veiled comment about that entry being a joke.

So no, if any of you are curious, I don�t have a �thing� for the lady who drove the bus that day. Sure she was cute and had a great smile, but realistically speaking I�ll probably not see her again for a long time if ever. Though if the opportunity did arise, you bet I�d be all over her like shit on a monkey�s ass.

I�m so eloquent it hurts.

Well hell it seems there is a bit of karma like justice in the US Government after all.

As many of you remember, seeing as it was only four days ago I mentioned it, I talked about Henry Kissinger being appointed head of the independent council for 9/11. Well guess what folks, that nightmare is already at an end as you can see right here.

Yep, that�s right, Kissy boy can�t seem to play by the rules. Instead, like he always does, he is tries to play the game his way and refusing to let any one in on his �secrets�. So like the little boy who took his ball and ran home he has resigned as the chairman for the panel.

At the count of three can we have a country wide ah in testament to this fact?

Ok 1�.2�3�aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Though proving to be just as blind and as ignorant as his father, Bush wasn�t so happy about this.

�As I stated at the time of his appointment, Dr. Kissinger is one of our nation�s most accomplished and respected public servants.�

Yes because as a nation we do really respect people who use there political power�s for whole sale slaughter of innocents. Just ask Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Japan circa 1941, they�ll back me up on this one.

Seriously the only difference between Kissinger and these people is that he was on our side. And the only difference between Kissinger and a serial killer is one a serial killer isn�t lazy enough to get someone else to do it and, if caught, will pay for there crimes.

But because he was doing it �for our country� the man roams free without persecution. Hell our own flaming idiot of a President tries appointing him as a �public servant� thirty years after the fact. As if we where going to forget this shit. So not only is our President the idiot we all know he is, but a hypocrite of immense proportions, another fact that has been obvious for quite awhile.

And the pathetic thing about all this, you know he�ll run for re-election and he will have the backing of the Republican Party. And to add to this we�ll even have thousand of voters blindly following this belief that he should be re-elected just because they�ll only vote Republican.

Right now the rest of us can let out a resounding sigh of relief as the naivety of our President was thwarted before it could truly take head.

Though really if the man does, by some miracle, get re-elected I will for the first time in my life seriously contemplate what it take�s to become a Canadian.

Since I seem to be a �let�s bitch about everything� mood, let me ask you this.

What the fuck is the Fox channel thinking?!?

Really who the fuck thought this Joe fucking Millionaire show as a good idea? Let�s get a large group of sexy woman all dying for there fifteen minutes of fame and a free ticket through life and put them on a show where we tell them this guy is a millionaire, but in reality the dude barely makes more then government standards poverty level.

Will true love last once the secret is revealed???

What fucking true love, there is no god damn true love in this show. You have a bunch of women who could give two shits who this guy is as long as they get some air time and possibly win. You got a guy wanting pretty much the same thing, only change �possibly win� to �its booty time!� Nowhere in all this will there be a single ounce of love unless you count love for yourself.

This is what I predict how the show will go. First it�s going to get huge ratings because people eat this shit up. There will be a lot of drama all around the show to keep you �tuned in for the next episode�. Future �contestants� will show up on talk shows talking about there time in the game and what they thought about it. In the end the woman who win�s will pretend the fact he isn�t really a millionaire is already because she doesn�t want to soil her �public image� by showing how much of a gold digger she is. Then you�ll see her face everywhere as she weeps about the Fox channel deceiving her and how this big of a lie has ruined any possibilities of a relationship with this man. A large out cry of emotions pours out for this �poor girl� for being deceived and having her �true love� tainted because one television channel played with her emotions.

Then I�ll go to �my people� who sell me some weed so I can get connections to terrorists. Because as we all know from commercials, those who sell the pot are down with terrorist activities. Then I will spend the next six month�s selling pound after pound of illegal substances tell I get a big enough bank roll to purchase enough plastic explosives to wipe out the state of Montana along with a high powered rifle and plenty of ammo. That�s when I blow up every Fox channel building and it�s affiliate and use the rifle to pick off stray survivors.

Just so we can stop this madness by eliminating it at its source.

Can you tell these shows really get on my last nerve?

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003