Which I�ll do, but I realized there really isn�t much left to that particular day once you get past the �paste your own cow head back together for less then fifty bucks� and �the video store hotty brigade.�

Now I did learn a very valuable lesson on this day of to much for one entry days.

See since I was with Ex-Prego we took the ever staring at me Baby G with us and he did, you guessed, stared at me a lot.

BUT.

I�ve figured out how to stop him from staring at me for long periods of times. It�s so simple I don�t know why I didn�t think of it earlier. So simple I�m smacking myself repeatedly for not thinking of it before hand. This simple, yet ingenious thing is�

Grandparents.

Because as it�s well known grandparents equal candy and free shit. We know this from our birth and beyond. It�s practically written in our freakin DNA. If you have living grandparents they are going to do what they can to spoil the living shit out of you. Well till you get old enough to be considered a �menace� and/or a �juvenile delinquent.�

Then the gold mine runs dry and your shit out luck getting melted together bits of raspberry flavored hard candy and all the sherbet you can eat.

Now I know all I have to do is get him in a room with his grandparents and he is totally fascinated by the strange sounds they make towards him.

Ah it�s like a mini vacation from the strange and unknown.

Now I thought I�ve gotten some strange spam mails in the past. I thought I had seen it all with the penis and breast enlargements, rich foreigners stranded in there country needing use of your bank account, and the ever fun run a business out of your own home.

Then I got the end all be all of strange spam mails in the mail awhile back ago. So strange I�m sure not many people got it.

I�m cutting out names and site addresses because I�m more then sure, judging by the content, it�s a malicious spam sent out by someone pissed off at the site.

Yet I still share it here. Why, cause it�s just that fucked up.

Welcome to the site selling stolen cards, ganja, bullets, guns and kid-napping techniques! Hello, Welcome to http://xxxxx.xxxxxxxxxxx.xxx Here you can buy: Stolen cards Ganja (Cocain sometimes too and all other illegal drugs) Guns (Beretta, Desert Eagle, Glock and some others too) Bullets for this guns. Child porno photography. Child porno videos. Here you can talk about : How to steal a credit card number How to use this card numbers. You can ask our lawyer wether it is legal How to steal kids and then sell their organs to us. (we pay for $70.000 each stolen kid and $90.000 for nice 10 year old girls). Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! http://xxxxx.xxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx Contact me by email � [email protected] or [email protected] Contact me by ICQ - #xxxxxxxxx(xxxxxx) or #xxxxxx(xxxxx) or #xxxxxx(xxxxxxx) We want to say thanks a lot to our hosting provider. With this hosting we can always sell Child Porno, Guns, Stolen Credit Cards and everything and just say "FUCK YOU" to all, who don't like our messages. So, dear abusers - FUCK YOU ALL! PS.To see hidden contents please contact to me about login via icq #xxxxxxxxx(xxxxxx) or #xxxxxxx(xxxxx) or #xxxxxxxxxx(xxxxxx) also by email: [email protected] or [email protected] PPS. Much thanks for our premium hoster - xxxxxx PPPS. Our last icqs unregistered as always. For confirmation check xxxxxxxxxx.xxx or forum.xxxxxxxxxxxx.xxx FUCKING MIRABILIS. PPPPS. PPPPPS. You can buy cool 5 digits icq uins from #xxxxxx(xxxxxxx) or #xxxxxx (xxxxxxx)

Seriously I think when they said you can get �anything� on the internet. I don�t think they meant it to go this far.

Though it is nice to know how I can get rid of that large shipment of stolen guns and illegal drugs I had stored under the kitchen sink.

Really, it�s a life saver.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003