I know she is a real sweetheart and wouldn�t have said that seriously.

And I also have a lot of sympathies for her since she did manage to injure herself while masturbating.

A fact I don�t mind pointing out since first off she already mentioned it plus hell I talked about my balls and breaking my dick on this diary before. It�s not like I have many boundaries on this diary.

Anyways, Jill, know I didn�t mean to make you upset. I just wasn�t thinking about that when I was doing my little ranting, whining, and pondering about my writing.

You know how I was raving about orange juice the other day.

Fantastic shit, its liquid gold I swear, but there is something out there that is even more fantastic.

I know its something hard to process, but hear me out.

Something that looks at orange juice and says get the fuck out of here with your golden sweetness. Your ass just can�t compete against me.

And that bad ass, mean talking juice would have to be�Orange Tangerine juice.

This shit goes beyond being liquid gold and turns into liquid orgasms. Each sip you can feel that funny feeling in your pants that you get when you watch porno�s, girls gone wild commercials, and re-runs of the Golden Girls.

In fact I prefer to drink it alone so that I don�t accidentally show a friend my �Oh� face.

It�s just that damn good folks.

Orange Tangerine juice�putting the smack down on you like a kung fu movie by ripping your spleen out through your ass.

So here I am talking to Gawain earlier and he starts talking to me about all this shit he has found on amazon.com.

Well I start getting curious and I head on over and take a look. There are a few things I�ve been dying to get and wonder how much it will all cost me if I was to get it.

Next thing I know I�m like a freakin kid in a candy store putting all this shit on my wish list because my memory is for shit and I need a list or I�ll forget it.

Now originally I didn�t plan on putting it up on my page because personally I have moral issues with doing it. I don�t feel right putting up a list of things I want as if I�m saying hey you love me, buy me shit then.

No it�s not that at all, far from it actually.

I�m putting it up because it reminds me of the things I most cherish. It reminds me of goals I wish to achieve and one day maybe I can stop making it a �wish� list and make it reality.

I also believe looking at the least gives my readers a good idea about my tastes in movies and books. Maybe find things on there to relate with and say �hey I love that movie too!� or �I�ve always wanted to read that book.�

So here is the thing. If you don�t like the list don�t look at it. The thing is there more for me then for anyone else.

I do not expect anyone to purchase anything off it ever nor do I ask anyone to do it.

At best look at it, if you wish, and get a feel for my own personal tastes. Some things on there might surprise you at most.

Ok if I�m done whoring myself out and correcting mistakes I made I�ll end this now and get some sleep.

After I have a glass of Tangerine Orange juice.

Man this shit is better then masturbating�

Ok I wouldn�t go that far.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003