Get as many blank writable compact disks as you can and at the very least triple back up all your porn.

Seriously folks those family albums you have had scanned into your computer for prosperity. Yeah they�re real cute, but they don�t help you sleep better and more relaxed at night now do they.

You hear me knocking? Cause I�m pounding on the front door with a fist full of porn, bag full of Kleenex, and more Vaseline then you would see at your average hundred man anal gang bang.

So remember your pal Chrome says fuck it to those snap shots of family history that remind of happy days of youth. I mean that�s what AT&T long distance commercials and Folgers Christmas commercials are for.

Instead back up the porn with more redundancies then Bushlite�s use of the words �axis of evil� the first half of 2003.

Because seriously you already know you�re going to forget to back up those photo albums anyways. So what would you rather have?

Be completely denied of family history captured in time and your more then adequate porn collection.

OR�.

Be stuck with only the memories of those pictures to be relished between the short �rest� times between enjoying your sweet, sweet porn?

I think the choice is quite obvious.

I mean you�re always going to have �family moments� up to the day you�re dead and by then�hell you�re dead! How the fuck are you going to enjoy those pictures then!

But its not every day you�ll see a woman sucking on a piece of meat like it has the cure for AIDS, SARS, and short term memory lose inside of it.

And if you do�.dude I either need to hang out with you more often or get to know your wife and/or girlfriend a hell of a lot better.

HORRIBLY MISSPLACED WARNING:

Contents of this diary entry are a result of such severe sleep deprivation that I can literally feel my brain tingle.

That and I�m not sure if my eyes are going to shit, the light is shinning off my monitor strangely, or the lack of sleep is fucking with my head.

But I swear I�m seeing the occasionally swirl of color in my monitor that reminds me of a Cosby sweater.

Whoa�I really need to get some sleep real soon or I need to make sure when I take a vitamin pill that its actually a vitamin pill.

That or I should just go with the flow, man.

I think I�ll take sleep for five hundred, Alex.

And you can all hope for a more normal, less convoluted, and much more entertaining diary entry next time.

Then again I could be hoping to be having sloppy sex with Shakira and Alyson Hanigan, but it doesn�t mean it�s going to happen.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003