No matter how much of a freak you are in the sack. No matter how, deep down inside, you feel guilty about your little sexual perversions that you share with no one but a trusted lover. Even if you like to be spanked or like a little anal play or maybe, just maybe you like having your nut sac tugged on like a panicking parachuter tugging on there pull cord.

What�like no one else likes this!

Anyway there is one reassurance the internet can give to you and in great abundance.

No matter how much of a freak and whatever fetishes you might have there is always several dozen, if not more, freakier things people do and call it fun.

Let me just give you an example. And no for you true freaks that might read me I�m not giving any links nor putting up any pictures for you to show you my example.

I�m just going to say three simple words and my point is quite clear.

Pornorific. Tinker. Bell.

Need I say more?

Well I really don�t have anything else to talk about quite frankly.

I do have one idea I�m thinking of trying out, but I need to let it tumble around in my head for awhile. See if I should even bother trying it out on here.

Anyway instead I�m just going to do something I�ve never done before and that would be the Friday Five. Mostly because as I was reading Just Jill�s Friday five I realized there are some, as I think, interesting answers I can give to some of these questions.

So for the first time let me bring to you�.Chrome�s Friday Five.

1. What�s one thing you�ve always wanted to do, but never have?

That is a pretty simple answer for me. I�d have to say to travel all through Western and parts of Eastern Europe.

If I was in better physical condition I would amend that statement to �backpacking through Western and Eastern Europe.� Because one that insinuates a fairly long trip and quite frankly that�s how I want it. I don�t want to go there for a few days and power trip my way through every city I see and get in as much of the culture�s atmosphere like I cram a Big Mac down my throat when I�m starving and to busy to eat. I want to be able to drink it in, let it settle into my pores, and engross myself into the culture.

Of course I�m assuming I have enough money, despite the backpacking, to not only live through out these places, but be able to afford the fine dining and such.

If not I wonder if they need �weed testers� in Amsterdam?

2. When someone asks you about a new haircut/outfit/etc. are you always honest?

Usually I�m pretty nice about it. When it comes to outfits I usually just give suggestions on how it could be changed to look better. Haircuts that�s a bit trickier. I might say �no it looks good!� but the freaked out, wide eye look I give them is a dead give away.

3. Have you ever found out something about a friend and wished you hadn�t? What happened?

Oh now this is too simple of a question to answer. And also it�s a memory I so desperately want to scrub off my frontal lobe with a piece of steel wool.

See it happened several years ago when I was hanging out with several friends. On the couch was a couple friends of mine all cuddled up doing the happy couple thing. I happened to take a seat behind the couch so I could lean forward onto the back of the couch and watch the TV.

I looked down and could see these two where a bit more then being a happy cuddling couple if you catch my drift. So as I joke I said quite audibly so my friends perched in front of the television playing a video game could hear me.

�Damn are you two needing some alone time!�

Then I proceeded to get up and move to a chair far away from them. Playing up on the fact that I didn�t want to be that close to what they where doing.

Well the joke got quickly out of hand when I looked over at there grinning faces as he pulled up a sheet and she ducked underneath it. Conveniently placing herself right between his legs.

Ok whoo hoo you got me there with that joke�some real funny shit there! Now come on out�hey�come out I said!

And did they come out? Oh hell no they didn�t. She stayed under there and after awhile he got this glazed look in his eyes before slipping the sheet over his own head. Not seconds later I could see this constant bobbing motion happening right at his crotch!

Fucking Christ she�s giving him fucking head on my couch while we all sit not five feet away!

Ok so that is some sick shit right there, but unfortunately it gets worse for me.

See a few minutes after the bobbing motion stopped. And let me tell you that break was longer then he lasted. He got up and went to the bathroom and she crawled out from under the sheet and came over to me.

Uh oh�why is she coming to me?

She then proceeds to lean into me so she could whisper right in my god damn face! How damn sorry she was about giving head to her boyfriend, a friend of mine, right on my damn couch!

And she wouldn�t stop apologizing about it over and over again while the entire time I�m thinking �I know where that mouth was just a few minutes ago and its WAY to close to me right now.�

Yeah sometimes friends can be highly overrated.

4. If you could live in a fictional world (from a book/movie/game/etc.) what would it be and why?

Actually I have to go with Just Jill�s answer on this one. There are a lot of other wicked worlds that I�d love to live in, but this one seems to be the more logical choice. And not just for the nifty transporting me around from place to place. Or the fact I can be a serious lazy fuck and have any food I want in a matter of seconds for free. Or even all the pornorific happiness that a holo-deck must give.

I have to say that the utopia-esque life on Earth in the Star Trek world is more like how we should be living, but we can�t seem to get our shit together enough to pull it off.

5. What�s one talent/skill you don�t have but always wanted?

I�d have to say being multi-lingual. Seriously how cool would be to be able to walk into a room with five different conversations going in five different languages and be able to understand every single one.

That and some languages it doesn�t matter what you say you can make a woman really weak in the knees. Really I want the power to be able to say �my garbage can is over flowing it smells like shit in here� and have a woman go ga-ga over my flowing words.

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003