2001-05-20 - 2:43 a.m.
The Town That Hell Forgot
This is a testement of how small and boring my little town is. A while back ago we finally got a Miejers super store to our town, and it has been killing business for Kmart and Wallmart. So, Wallmart has been on this quest to boost sales, so they decided to make it a Super Wallmart *shit, when has these stores turned into super hereos*. So tomorow is the grand opening of the 24/7 Super Wallmart in town. So whats there idea to celebrate this, they are going to put employees in costumes, set up slides and shit, and the school band is going to play there all day *whoa hoa...my dream come true. a bunch of annoying teenagers playing music badly*. Well Meijers has decided to say fuck that, and they are having a Grand REOPENING tomorow also *shakes head in disgust*. And of course, since no one has anything important or relevant to do in this town, *sarcastic tone* it so the talk of the town. *Drill Sergent voice* It is war maggots! Your mission is to under cut those puss filled shit bags and send them crying all the way to there mommies! Now for you uniforms, here is your Tigger costume, wear it with pride solider! Now get out there and make those mindless sheep BUY BUY BUY!!! I got a friend who is currently working at Wallmart *will refer to him as the Wallmart Nazi* and I am talking to Wallmart Nazi on the phone. And he is spewing his Wallmart Nazi propeganda at me, assuring me that only Wallmart will have the lowest prices and blah blah blah. *sighs heavily* I need to get out of this fucking town.....its like a game of Axis and Allies, while Kmart is playing switzerland. So what now bitches! You guys going to make a Super Dooper store with built in orgazmotrons every five feet. More proof that this town is fucked up, all the fast food restraunts practically next door to each other, one video rental store but more auto parts stores then cars on the road. All the major stores way out of town while downtown has nothing but speciality stores that go out of business every other month. Shit, we have only one comic book store, and the guy who runs it just graduated from high school and only has the shop open like an hour and a half a day. Plus this town can't make up its mind if it wants to be a tourist town or a industrial town. So many industrial plants in town to make my county the third largest poluter in the state of Michigan. But we have the car ferries and the new condo they have been building on the bay. So when you arive by car ferry to this town, it looks so fresh and clean, actually gives the illusion that this town is beautiful. But if you move a couple blocks in the right direction *which is many directions in this town* you will see how shitty this burb really is. First time in my life I have ever seen a town living in dilusions of granduer. I would say I am living in hell, but that town is quite a few miles south east of me. Yes, there is a Hell Michigan, and they have the coolest tourist t-shirt I have ever seen. " I have been to Hell Michigan and back". Yep, that touwn has a sense of humor, well I guess you have to when you live in hell. As testimony to the Wallmart Nazi, he is the one to buy me the copy of Fear
  
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