Diaryland Trading Cards!

chromemm member since 5.04.01 299 entries Gold Edition

Description: The dumb ass with way to much time on his hands.

Strengths: Boldly go where no diarylander wishes to go. Able to make random readers nearly inadvertenly pee themselves with a single entry.

Weaknesses: Sweet yet flirtacious women. Poor gramar and spelling. The attention span of a heroin addict gerbel. Talks to much about things I really shouldn't talk about.

Special Skills: Can do a nifty finger trick that doesn't translate well to the net. Can produce some form of gas at the drop of a hat. Can be consdired a lady's man...if every other man on the face of the plant disapeared.

Weapons: A willingness to say fuck dignity and begin whiping around his own poo like a deadly, stinky projectile.

Motto: Never be caught in a situation where you know what you rown balls taste like. And never fuck a donkey cause thats just gross man.