Dead Ass KevinOh gee willikers, I don't want do that. Drugs are bad!

Pot Head FriendOh come on man. This shit is real good. Will make you feel as good as fucking the head chearleader.

Dead Ass KevinWell then pass that shiznit over here BI-OTCH!!!! *long drown out hit of a water bong then a few chooking noises, followed by a deep exhale of a Cheech and Chong style cloud*. Aaaaaaaahhhhhh shit man, that does feel as good as fucking the head chearleader up her ass. Man this shit is so good, I am going to quite everything inculding church, become a satan worshipper, then hang myself with my own bed shits *gives a thumbs up then a big game show grin*

I also got news for you good ol' Uncle Mike. Your nephew was probably preaty fucked in the head before he started that. Just no one spotted it. People do not get that weak willed just cause they smoked some grass. Unless they where already on the verge of suicide. *shakes head violently* ok enough with being serious. If you have a sick and twisted sense of humor like I do. Then you are going to get a kick out of this.

I present this material to you because our once-great nation is in

grave peril of being overrun by animals. No, not the harmless mammals that we Republicans respect so much... I'm talking about the virus that is the anthromorphic fandom, being spread by Satan's weed, 'marijuana'. It's fitting that two of the perversions of godly nature most dear to Satan's black heart are working in tandem to corrupt the hearts of our nation's future... our children.

Let me tell you a story about a young man named Kevin. He was an

ordinary, god-fearing youth... he was a junior member of the Republican

Party, a boy scout, the quarterback of his football team, and would never dream of touching drugs or the nether regions of innocent animals. He, and his friends, made sure to never associate with the small 'subculture' in his bible belt high school, as they were doing everything in their power to turn him and his friends into hopeless drug fiends. He was going to go on for college, and then run for Iowa State Legislature on a godly, conservative Republican ticket. All that future, thrown away so needlessly.

You see, one of Kevin's friends finally gave in, and had his heart

siezed by Satan. He offered Kevin some brownies, which he said were cooked by his mother. Little did he know, those brownies were spiked with a deadly poison... marijuana-laced butter. Kevin's parents noticed a change in him almost immediately, as he took to wearing dark clothes, stopped cutting his hair, and took to wearing sunglasses all day to hide the irreparable damage his drug habit was doing to his eyes. I wish to God that would have been the end of it, but Satan had more in story for young Kevin.

He was introduced into a perverted brand of Christianity called

Catholicism, which is actually a form of devil worship. They worship Mary,

the 'queen of heaven', who is a vile she-demon who delights in sucking the souls out of young men. The Catholic Heaven is actually hell, and they all delight in feasting on the blood of our Savior in perverted versions of the Eucharist, which is purely symbolic. But, that wasn't the worst.

Kevin started associating with the 'subculture' at his school, and

was introduced to a woman who was a 'furry', or one who has carnal relations with animals. They would have parties at her house, where they would fornicate with dogs, cats, gerbils, or even stuffed animals. They both took up a pledge to spread this perversion to as many people as possible. His parents prayed every night for Kevin to realize that the path he was taking would lead him to Hell, but Satan was just too strong. Then, the worst happened.

A few of Kevins new 'friends' were Liberals. Liberals condone the evil policies of the Democratic party, which is a branch of Hell itself that

extends into the United States Government, with it's tentacles extending all over the world. His mind, clouded with the evil influence of the devil's

weed, signed up for this organization, simultaneously signing his soul away to Satan. He stole his parent's life savings, and donated them to the Democratic Party. His parents learned of this, and made clear-headed decision...

They sent Kevin to a residential Christian rehab clinic, to stay until he was completely reformed and cured of his drug addiction. But, Satan's hold was too strong. After lights out, he hung himself from the bars of his cell with his knotted mattress, sending his soul straight to Hell. A young man once full of hope is now burning for all eternity, all because of you.

I have sent this message to many groups frequented by sinners, because

you need this message more than anyone else. This is a true story... Kevin was my nephew. Don't let this happen to you or your own children. Get down to church and pray for your salvation before Jesus sends you to Hell for all eternity.

Yours in Christ,

Michael Winters

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