Dogma

So I jump online and do my regular routine I do everytime I jump online. I check my e-mai, read Angst Technologies, and read select diary's. Well I get to Gawain's web page. Chuckling softly I see he has this message.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INCOHERNT RANTING.

I noticed that the "incoherent ranting" part is highlighted as if its a link. Well naturally curious I put my mouse over the link and look down to see what the web site its linked to. *does a double take* ITS LINKED TO MY WEB SITE!!! Incoherent you say *rolls back sleeves and does a Bruce Lee style body stretches* oh yeah, its on now bi-otch! I am not incoherent, I just easily get agitated at LOTS of things that are the going ons in my world. So I jump around from one subject to another, so I get bored really easy. SO I GOT THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A GERBAL ON CRACK!!! But I shall refer back to one of my own postings when quoting Gawain himself when he said "it cracks me up a lot". And what his wife Ever had to say was "its fucking hilarious". Incoherent you say *begins splurting and grumbling.....eeeeerrrr incoherently...kick his chair across the room pounding his chest in a defiance, then coughs uncontrollably, snags chair, sits his winded ass down, lits up another one*. So I'm fucking incoherent....grumble....grumble...... grumble...fuck off. *lower lip quivers lightly as his eyes take on a large watery doe eyed expression. Then begins balling like a little bitch* I can't stay mad at you man ......I LOVE YOU MAN!*gives big.clumsy hugs...belt buckles as far apart as possble....cause I aint gay or nothing... not as if there is anything wrong with that*. Man, I really need to get a life. I'm starting to get irational in my old age. And I wasn't that rational when I was younger. I don't have much further down that I can go. Oh and one last note Gawain. You mentioned about not being linked to certain web site. Well need I remind you ....a certain someone told me that they where going to be putting my web ady on there links page. Not to name names here *looks around conspiratory * GAWAIN!!!! Buts it been like two weeks since you said you where going to do it. What....don't I need the lovin to... don't I deserve to be on your "people that probably kick more ass then me" links. More importently, don't I deserve to leech of your many dozens of hits a day. Oh its ok.....*bows head, drops shoulders and parks his candy ass in the alone losers corner where I have my regualarly reserved table*

So I have decided that life would be so much more intersting if we had soundtrack to our lives play at key points of our day. Just imagine the possibilities of it. You're rushing to the bank to get your bills payed before the close, some fast paced techo music. Elbowing your way through all the senior citzens at the store on senior discount day, music from Blade during the blood bath rave. Your leaning in to kiss your signifigant other, some soft romantic music plays *lets out a loud lip flapping burb* BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! *record scratch* Excuse me. Your signifigant others music kicks in, *sining* good night sweet heart well its time to go ba boom ba boom. You bust out your sacred porn collection and have a little "me" time, cheap 70's porn music. Ok, maybe this wasn't one of my best ideas. Guess i smoked myself past incoherent into flat out stupidity.

Well now that I have made a complete jackass of myself, once again. I will be signing off now to go have my foot surgically removed from my mouth. The doctors are talking I need a minimum of three operations to have that much foot removed.

Later

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003