Chrome Diary: The preffered read of slackers and weed substitute smokers since 2001!

Now that I got me a catchy slogin, all I need now is a spiffy graphic to go along with it and I'm good to go.

The more i mention temple 3 ragga dagga, the more hits I will recieve from google. So, with that in mind....

TEMPLE 3 RAGGA FUCKING DAGGA BIOTCH!!

What I'm willing to do for more hits borders sadly on being pathetic....heh

Ok, first off I'ld like to thank prefusely the person(s) who invented the slutty nurse's outfit and stockings.

My fantasty world thanks you from the bottom of its heart.

So, I've grown and exceptional weakness for women wearing stockings. One little sight of a stocking top and I'm mesmerized as my mind is working a mile a minute.

Which has at times become problamatic. As for example...

Spanky, Willow, Coco, and I were all watching Corky Romano the other night. In one of the scenes, the sexy FBI agent is undercover as....you guessed it, a sexy nurse.

As my eyes are wondering down that body I notice.....OH, thats an exceptionally short skirt she has there and....

OH.MY.FUCKING.LORD

I can see the tops of white stockings...good lord those sweet sweet stockings.

So I end up letting out a little grunt do to the following sexual frustration I recieve each everytime I see a set of sexy gams in stockings.

Unfortunetly, my grunt was little to audible. So next thing I know, I'm being asked by Spanky and Willow whats up with me.

I make the unfortunate mistake of mentioning I could see her stockings and having a "thing" for sexy nurse outfits.

Thats when Willow informs me that she has one of those sexy nurse outfits with the short skirt and the little hat.

Good lord, please don't tell me this....

Oh yeah, she also "happens" to own a pair of white fishnet stockings with pink garters....

I'm.in.hell.

I'm finding myself begging her to stop telling me this....I'm so fucking weak, while Spanky and Willow are laughing.

har har har funny!

Thank you oh so much for that mental image because hey, there just isn't enough sexual frustration in my life right now, how about you compounded it some more.

And I'm not afraid to say this....Willow, I'm telling you all right now, she's a bonified hotty.

Not something I like to delve into since not only is she Spanky's long term girlfriend, but I consider her to be a close friend of mine and I REALLY don't need to have mental images like that of her floating through my head. Has a way of fucking with my whole world then.

Of course, this is what they find the most funny is the fact they KNOW I'm bound to be thinking of that.

You know, its moments like this I am certain a part of my body will turn a deep shade of blue and never will it return to its natural color.

Godamnit!

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003