Yeah and I wasn�t doing anything intriguing like traveling the world or solving world crippling problems or even something nifty like making garbage tie porn action figures.

Because seriously if you want to be �hip� with the kids today it�s all about making the garbage tie porn action figures.

Nope I�ve just been doing, well absolutely nothing worthwhile. I�ve been feeling�off. I can�t quite explain it, but it always felt like I was missing a few pieces to keep me going.

Plus my body has been revolting against me by being constantly dehydrated no matter how much water I force past my gag reflex. Yet I was getting all the benefits of drinking so much water like feeling bloated and having to pee every two minutes.

Ah what a joy sleep is when you dream of water falls between trips to the bathroom.

And while I was on my little �hiatus� several people up and die on me in the great world of popular stars!

Katherine Hepburn oh how star impersonating cross dressers across the nation must have wept at your death.

And Barry White, what the hell are people going to �get there grove on� to now that you are dead and buried! This nation shall slap that ass just one more time in your honor o�brother of the soulful aka getting nookie voice.

And Buddy Hacket�well�hrm�.yeah. You �shaboopied� you�re way into many of our hearts in the �Music Man� made to movie. After that you did a whole lot of other things that�well quite frankly I can�t think of them, but I bet they where just down right amazing.

It�s a sad, sad time people.

So seriously has anyone seen this guy running for Democratic nomination for President screaming at his constituents, �WHERE ARE THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!?!�

A very valid point, even one I�m wondering myself, but here�s the thing.

I already foresee this as the mantra for all democratic nominees and will be brow beaten into us with every public speech and air time they can get. It�s going to lose all meaning as democrat after democrat quotes over and over again where are the weapons of mass destruction?

And at first it might just hurt the Republican Party�s campaign�for about five minutes.

Then like anything that over saturates our brains we�ll turn on them and say, �We fucking get it! That asshole never gave a shit about weapons of mass destruction in the first place! There was none, there is none around, we are never going to see these fictitious weapons of mass destruction. We fucking get it!�

At least that�s how I see myself reacting to hearing this for the millionth time in a row.

Hell my ears are bleeding and my brain is melting in preparation for just that moment.

Well that about does it for me right now.

I do have those �five questions� I got to do for Just Jill I got about a week ago and completely neglected to do, but I�ll save that for the next entry.

Though to end this entry and a bit of �irony.�

How is it I manage more guest book entries when I take a small break from writing in my diary then I would when writing on a daily basis?

Silence is golden or is my brand of craziness overwhelmingly mind numbing when consecutive, but missed like how Gary Busey misses his sanity?

It's about time - Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004
An Honor for Chrome - Friday, Feb. 20, 2004
A great loss - Monday, Oct. 20, 2003
a terrible announcement. - Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003
Chrome speaks: - Friday, Sept. 05, 2003